以下是一些适合中式英文搞笑段子的：

- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!(为什么番茄变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！)

- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!(为什么科学家不信任原子？因为它们构成了一切！)

- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.(什么叫假意大利面？假意面条。)