A man walked into a bar and ordered three beers. The bartender asked, "Aren't you only one person? Why are you ordering three beers?"

The man replied, "I'm celebrating New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, and my divorce all at the same time."

The man took a sip of his beer and said, "Because my wife said that if I didn't stop going to the bar every night, she would divorce me. So I figure, why wait?"

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